Posts Tagged ‘Card Evaluation’

Wretched Banquet is Awesome

September 6, 2009

Ok, so let’s talk about a card people don’t already know is awesome: Wretched Banquet.  It’s considered a tenth pick in a draft, and I agree with the assessment.  I’m probably the only person to consider running it in a deck and hope for it to be PTQ worthy.  But to see where I’m coming from, let’s use the card evaluation method from two posts ago.

Step 1, best case scenario: When your opponent has a single creature, it’s removal for one, with no restrictions.  When you have no creatures, it’s removal for one, with the only restriction that it gets one of the weakest creatures.  At one mana, this is entirely acceptable.  When your deck doesn’t run any creatures with power less than 4, it’s removal for one that almost always hits your opponent’s creatures.

Save for a fatty-dependant meta, we can see that in the right deck, Wretched Banquet is actually a high quality removal spell.  Your opponent has a bunch of spirit tokens.  That’s what infest is for.

Step 2, worst case scenario: Your opponent has a putrid leech and a boggart ram gang on the table.  That’s what doom blade or deathmark are for.  Your opponent has an army of naya fatties armed with behemoth sledges and only a pair of heroic pestilent katharis are keeping you from utter desolation; you’re playing for a nice shiny promo lightning greaves that you want SO BAD, and you draw wretched banquet.  Three turns in a row.

So, when playing limited, or in a deck not built for it, wretched banquet can seriously disappoint you.  I wanted those lightning greaves…

Step 3: See step two.  Your deck needs to be built with wretched banquet in mind, or it’s highly underwhelming.  Whelming at best.

This card is not for every deck, but in the right control deck, it’s astoundingly good.  For example, in a deck where your creature base is Ashenmoor Gougers, Vampire Nocturnuses, and Demigods of Revenge.

To illustrate my point, here is a list of interesting things I’ve killed with wretched banquet:

-Broodmate Dragon

-Dragon Token

-Figure of Destiny

-Baneslayer Angel

-Sower of Temptation

-Merrow Reejerey

-Demigod of Revenge (mine… lousy mind control)

My favorite is getting my opponents 30 buck Baneslayer.  He let out a sound that implied he was both very impressed and very unimpressed.